(Source: angelofbrutality, via sucha-fuckingmess)
(Source: angelofbrutality, via sucha-fuckingmess)
50-shades-of-suicide:
never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius
(Source: p-refect, via my-initials-are-666)
sexintartarus:
excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
(via piedays)
(via un-lawful)
sxizzor:
rhazade-waterbender:
badmoonraisin:
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
but
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
(via un-lawful)
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via imnotahipsterokay)
seashellies:
satdeshret:
malformalady:
A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.
Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori
A part of me wants to touch it it’s so pretty… But then the rational side of my brain smacks that part of me with a baseball bat.
This is it guys. This is why I have an unhealthy obsession with volcanology.
(via piedays)
crrocs:
i have seen the depths of hell
(via sucha-fuckingmess)
castielpoops:
MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME
A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING
AND SHE SAW A GIF OF THE ANGEL FALLING THAT SHOWED WINGS AND SHE WAS LIKE “YOU PAINTED THAT”
I AM A PROPHET
(via thiswasoverbeforeitbegan)
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Tumblr:
Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
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Tumblr:
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
reaill:
raybee:
PIKACHU, use yer bodyslam attaaackkk!!11
ko’d
(via honeyintea)
thiswasoverbeforeitbegan:
This song is about Castiel!! haha :DD
(Source: Spotify)
sometimeslifeisanovel:
honeyintea:
sometimeslifeisanovel:
U OK?
AM I EVER OK?!
when you wanna be, askhat.
(via honeyintea)
maybethings:
defira85:
neko-shadow:
ow
ow
owowowowow
puns hurt
I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
Grooooooooooooooooooan
(Source: renassance, via honeyintea)